Feeling Dry/Hot/Dusty?

Tired of watering your garden?

Humidity got you all worn out?

Come to Oregon, where the rain loves to dwell, and the grey, gloomy skies linger long.

You'll never have to water your garden for fear it will wash right off the face of the earth,

and although you will still find plenty of humidity, it won't be the kind that makes you want to go naked.

Here, even the Poppies are smart enough to keep their hats on.

The Lambsear regularly wear diamond tiaras in defiance of the gloom,

and the people have webbed toes (sorry, not going to show THAT photo).