Snow for Breakfast

I was so excited when I looked out my window this morning and saw this:

It has been so dry around here lately that we really needed this extra dose of cold and wet.

Really needed it, I say.

The water table is so low right now in our area that the ground is just going to soak this snow up like a sponge.

And since I hate Spring flowers and singing Birds so much, this weather is just perfect for me.

Who needs nice weather in April when they can have snow for breakfast?

For those who are a bit confused, yes, there is indeed large quantities of sarcasm inserted in between every word of this post.