A few recent funnies that came from our little Sweetheart's mouth...
To her brother:
"Don't do dat! Dat makes me fwus-ta-tated!"
From the bathroom:
"Oh, for Pekes Sake! Da wetters are all at da fwont!"
"Oh, for Pete's Sake! My panties are on backwards!"
After choking on her beverage:
"Dat Woot Beer made me cough down in my wumps!"
"That Root Beer went down in my lungs and made me cough!"