If you were to come visit me, I would most likely take you out for a Peanut Butter milkshake at Calamity Jane's.
We could customize a dollar bill to add to their ceiling collection.
And add lots of pepper to our chicken strips.
I would probably also take you to Mike's Second Hand Store, arriving a little early so we could thoroughly examine everything in the window before shopping.
We might find a few treasures to add to our collections,
but only if we abide by Mike's strict code of ethics.